Monkey Fur

So I was helping my son take a shower and wash his hair last night, and when I finished he grabbed his sisters hair conditioner. I told him that he didn't need conditioner for his hair, being that he's a boy and his hair is less than a half inch long, and he tells me that it's for his "monkey fur", and that he wants to make sure that his monkey fur is nice and soft. As he proceeds to put the conditioner all over his arms and legs. Go Connor, that's my 6 year old for ya.